Student & Exam

Student & Exam


Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi..

Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya,

Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya .

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Teacher: (table per ink kis ne girai hia) Is jumle ko apni zaban mai kis tarah se kehen ge??

Student: Ye kis jahil k bache ne apni okat dikhayi hai.. :-O

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Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)

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Hum ne Apne Liye Ambulance ka Bandobast Kar liya hai FARAZ…

!

!

!

Suna hai matric ka Result Aanay Wala hai.😦

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Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon

K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen

K Aagay Say Jawab Deta Hai.

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*exam ka khouf*
*tarapta student*
*shitani books*
*result wala jin*
*neend ki mout*
*pyasaa examiner*

*SSssssshhhhhhh Result ana wala hai………

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School
Ye dunia ye mefil mere kam ki nahi

Tution
Idher chala main udhar chala jane kaha main kidher chala

Maths
Ajab dastan hai yeh kahan shuru kahan khatm

Science
Ab khushi se Khudkushi kar le

Exam
Zehrili raatein neendein ur jati hain

Result
Dhak Dhak karne laga oh mora jiya ra drne laga

Pass
Aj ma upar asman niche aj main aage zmana hai peeche

fail
Chan se jo tota koi spna jag sona sona lagay jag sona sona lagay

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Janay kaisay jeetay hain log yaadon k saharay

Faraz

Hum to aik Chapter yaad kar k sotay

hain wo b subha tak bhool jata hy.

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Studnt Problm>
Kch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Aati Hai
Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai

Parhen B To Kia Parhen?
Har Page Pe “SHEELA” Ki Tasvir Nazar ati hai.

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Teacher:
Kal School Kiyun Nhi Aye Thy?

Student:
Sir Mehmaan Aye Huwe The.

Teacher:
O I See…

Student:
Na ji
Agr O I Hondi
Te Me Aj V Na Anda.

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Exclusive Poetry For Students Only!

Main Pehlay He Bohat Se Ghamo Main Hon Mubtala,

.
.
.

Is Liye Mujhe ResuLt ki Koi Na Day It’tala.🙂

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My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess, So,
I asked My Heart; is it Love?
Heart replied

“Na Putr Paper a gaye ne..”

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Kehtay Hain K Zindagi Imtihan Leti Hai,

Lekin Yahan To Imtihano Ne Zindagi Le Li

Voice Of Every Student.

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Smoking Efects Lungs
Drinking Efects Liver
Grls Efect Heart
But D Most Dangerx One Is:
STUDY,
It Effects BRAIN.
Sidha Coma Me Jaoge… =P
Avoid It… ;-

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Message Of The Week:

Dad Caught His Son
Watching Sheela Ki Jawani Song

Padh Le Beta !
Sheela Toh Exams K Baad
Bhi Jawan Rahegi !!

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Sadqa Dainay Say
Sab Balain Tal
Jati Han!!

Siwaey
?
??
???
.
.
.
.
.
.
Result K😉😦

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If U Fail In Xams:

Dad Says 3 Words
Ullu Da Patha

Mom Says 3 Words
Hor Khel ßahr

Brother Says 3 Words
Nalaiq Kahin K

Frnd Says 3
ßismillah Tusi V
;O)

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Daastan E Student

Yoon Fail Jo Karna Tha,Pehlay Hi Bata Daitay
Hum Saar I Kitabon Ko Choolhay,Main Jala Daitay

Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi,Naakaaam Huwe Aakhir
Hum Paas To Ho Jatay Jo Wo  Naqal Kara Daitay

Parchay Jo Milay Hum Ko Sab Khali Diay Humne
Salim Wo Safai K Number Hi Laga Daitay

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Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai
K Har Teacher Ne Mujhe Marks Dene Ki Saazish Ki Hai
Ye Exams Bhi Apne Hindi Filmon Ki Tarah Hote Hain

Ant Tak Sab Kuch Achha Ho Hi Jata Hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS
Agar Tum Kisi Paper Mein Paas Hona Chahte Ho

To Saari Kaaynat Tumhe Usko Paas Karane Me Lag Jati Hai
Aur Agar Aisa Nahi Hota..

To Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Hue
SUPPLY Abhi Baaki Hai Mere Dost

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‘DAD;Paper kesa hua?
SON:
Sirf Q1 reh gya
Q2 aa nhi raha tha
Q4 karna bhol gya
Q5 nazar nhi aya
Q6 paper ki dusri side pe tha
DAD:
OR Q3?
SON:
Sirf wohi ghalat hwa!’

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‘Mil kar karty thy tafri jin k sath

Aaj un doston se milne ko dil tarsta hy

Har pal muskurate thy jo chehray

Aaj unhe dekhny ko dil trsta hy

Nafrat thi jis class rooms se

Aaj wahn se guzrne ko dil tarsta hy

Zindgi k sub se haseen wo pal

Aaj “W0 LIFE” phir se jeene ko dil tarsta hy.
I miss my frinds and my collge’

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‘What is 1+4+3 ?

I+£øve+U

Ñø

I+£ike+U

Ñø

I+Miss+U

Ñø

I+Kiss+U

Ñø

1+4+3 Means

1+4+3 = 8

MÅTHS pe Dehaan dø,

RØMÅÑCÉ pe nhi..?’

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‘Funny but real Fact

Jo aankho se rehte hai door
..
..
..

Arz hai
..
..
..

Jo aankho se rehte hain door
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..

Wo topics exams me aate hai zaroor

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Father: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8

Aglay Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8

Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8

Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya paas Karengi…!

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My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

“Na Putr Paper a gaye ne..”

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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,

Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,

Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,

Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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‘Aey ALLAH! Un Tamam Students
Ko Exam Mein Kamyab Farma
Jinhe Saal Bhar Parhne Ki Fursat
Na Mili,
Un Masoom Hathon Ko Himmat Dy
Jinhon Ny Unlimitd Sms Packages
Ko Kbhe Zaya Nhi Hone Diya,
Khudaya Un Aankhon Ko
Imtehaan Mein Roshni Ata Karna
Jo T.V Or Net Py Beth K Kamzor Ho
Gaee Hain,
Un Ghareeb Bachun Bachiyon Ki
Madad Farma Jo Happy Hours Me
Bat Krty Rhy Or Parh Nahi Saky

AAMEEN

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‘Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo Faraz ki Behan “Farzana”

Hamaray Pehley Hee imteHaan hone wale Hain “SALANA”‘

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4 studnts ne papr ki tyari nai ki
.
unho ne 1 mansuba bnaya
.
or wo agly din principal k pas gae
.
or kaha
.
“sir hm shadi me gae thy,
rste me gari ka tyre phat gya,
hum sari raat dhaka lgaty rhy
es lye parh nhi sake
.
principal ne maan lia
or unhe 4 din ka time dia
.
4 din k bd unhn mukhtalif rooms me bithaya
.
or sirf 1 swal dia
.
Q-KONSA TYRE PHATA THA?
1-front rite
2-front lft
3-back rite
4-back lft
.
same jawab do sb pass
.
Moral
ustadan nal ustadi nai chaldi.

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Exam me Sawal aya k,

CHALLNGE kisy kehte ha,

pathan Ne pura paper khali chor k Last Page pr likha,

APNE BAP Ki ULAD Hai TO PAS KR K DiKHA.

.

(its challenge)

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SECRETS OF SUCCESS

1. Kabhi top na karo
warna log tum se jalne lage gay.

2. Hamesha late class mein jao
iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.

3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai
aur time zaya karna gunah hai.

4. Kabhi test na do kyun k
beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.

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Wat R D Most Powerful 3 Words
Other Dan i LOVE U?
.
.
.
… .
…….
.
.
“RESULT AA GAYA”
Ye 3 Words Haste Khelte Insan Ki
Ek Pal Me Duniya Ujar Sakte Hain🙂🙂

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A letter 2 the Direct0r Of Federal Board >

“Salam Salay,

Pehle To Ye Bata Ye Paper k0n Iblees Bnata Hy?

Kameen0! Hmari to jan he nikal jati hy.
Uper se paper ki checking aise h0ti hy
jaise kisi ki m0ut ka badla le rhy h0.
Syllabus to aisa h0ta hy jaise sb
Einstine ki oladein hain! Tera baap bhi pass na ho!

Tu Bahar Mil Zara,
Phir Bataon Gaa

Yours Faithfully ,

Pagal Hon Jo Nam Likhon”:-D😛😛

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Sir In Exam: Why are u So confused??

Did You Forget your Pen??

Roll Number..???

Calculator..??

Student: o.O Chup kar ja Maama

Idhar main parchi galat subject ki lay aya aur tujhe pen pencil ki parhi hai :@😛

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Height of Innocence:

Kid (on phone): Madam, my son
will not come to
school today.
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.
.
.
.

Madam: Who is speaking ?
Kid: My papa is Speaking !! (-_- )..

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